", (The giraffes prove her wrong as they pull their necks down, walk in the car, and stretch their necks up through the sun roof. DIE PIG DIE! Emily Walburn, "He in there? Artikulli tjetr THOR: GOD OF THUNDER Trailer (2022) Asylum Action Fantasy - JoBlo Horror Movies. The book is used to teach children the value of optimism and hard work. It is now up to you and the seven passengers left to decide who killed the eighth. Major Payne: From now on, you will not eat, sleep, blow your nose or dig in your butts without my say! Bubba come crawling out the back with both legs missing. Relax. [puts a piece of metal in Emily's hand]. ", Rollo: "I didn't think he was the right one for us anyway." I commend you. We educate and entertain the audience with memorable phrases and plots. Do you know why you're here? "Yep, I'd love to, but, uh", Jebediah: "But, my" (coughs, with a plume of smoke coming out) "Chug isn't what it used to be, and going over the mountain is too much for me these days. Now all the blood is shed in the halls of Congress, boys like us are becoming dinosaurs. Can you read lips? He was chugging his way across the enemy linechugga chugga, toot toot. Major Payne: [To Emily about being married] Negative. Major Payne: I guess I just had that one a comin' Well you know what ya'll got a comin'? ), (Tillie keeps going slowly, as an avalanche falls off the tunnel. Major Benson Winifred Payne is being discharged from the Marines. You'll never make it through the storm! ), Mountain Cave: (demonically) "Too little. I wish someone told me that bedtime story when I was a kid. Now, we've got a miniature choo-choo who thinks she can pull us! Tillie: "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can. " Major Payne, Related: These 125 Self-Worth Quotes Will Remind You of Your Worth and Value, "Let me be more directthey hate you." Discovery, two most companies of Disney and Warner Bros. since the 1923. Major Payne Monologue (The Little Engine That Could) 4,256 views Feb 13, 2013 32 Dislike Share Save mitch salvaggio 12 subscribers This is me (Mitchell Salvaggio) performing a monologue. You stupid? ", (Fade in: Grumpella and Rollo arguing on the tracks), Grumpella: "There won't be anymore engines! (He screeches as he is blown away by the wind. It is a great read for anyone interested in fresh adaptations of classic Greek literature. Major Payne: Now, Im'ma ask you nicely: please, return to your vehicle. Don't you ever read any of those stories about little people who do big things? There I was pulling" *honks* "smoothly" *then resumes in a normal voice* "sothat fine people could enjoy the view." Prior Knowledge: Ask students to share their experiences with trains. Major Payne, "From my heart, left ventricle; took it out myself with a field knife." The next page flips over to show the avalanche covering the tracks, which fades into the real thing the next morning. ", Chip: "Don't worry, Tillie. I have to go to the bathroom. Dec 29, 2009. " Major Payne, "One, two, three, fourI love the Marine Corps. ), Grumpella: "Read my beak: No more engines! Major Payne: The ABC's Of Being A Positive Male Role Model? more, All Dean Lorey scripts | Dean Lorey Scripts. Nine original empty Lionel boxes in varying conditions. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. The little engine brought the Birthday Train! https://www.scripts.com/script/major_payne_13204. My finger, my finger! The Businessman You are the Businessman On Wednesday, August 5th, 1932, you and eight other passengers boarded a three-day express train from Bombay, India to Lisbon, Portugal. ), Tower: "For Pete's sake, Pete! Major Payne: Move it, turds! Get listed in the most prominent screenplays collection on the web! MAJOR PAYNE "Little Engine That Could" Clip (1995) JoBlo Movie Clips. ), Tillie: *looks at Georgia with a tear streaming down from her right eye* "I hope I can. For 100 years - The Walt Disney Company and Warner Bros. Major Payne: Oh, thank you now drop down and give me 25 more for speaking out of line! " Major Payne, Major Payne's quote: "Be advised, ladies. Do not attempt to validate my authority! The book closes itself on the front cover.). Hungry for action, hungry for blood. Back in his book, the pictures show Tillie's challenges earlier that evening. Here are 20 quotes to give you some insight into the importance of living a balanced life. I especially loved the part where he killed the boogieman in the closet with his sidearm. I figure if the Marines wanted me to have a wife, they would've issued me one. *laughs through his horn once more*, Stretch:*stretches his arms wide, then back*"We aren't gonna make it! Relax, it's just a dummy grenade. Well, you may not be a fan of tough love, but this guy is. Major Payne, Cadet Alex Stone's quote: "Come on, guys. Dr. Phillips: The green boys they wear those green 'tings. ", Tillie: "Well, a little work will get you goin'. Colonel Braggart, "Fe-Fi-Fo-Fum. A loud explosion is heard within the tunnel as Georgia comes out the other side. Tower? His laugh : Aaaaaaaa!!!.Hey.Aaaaaaa!! (in thier faces) "NO, NO,NO!!! It's from my heart." More snow and rocks fall past the train. Major Payne: [To a hulking biker dude, whom the squad hired to muss him up] I heard tell your mother's so fat, she uses planets for billiard balls. (He climbs on top of a rock to get their attention.) ! Die pig die.youll never take Major Benson Winniford Payne alive. These eighty quotes have all you need to regain your confidence and shake off your doubts. Emily: Major! He then notices that he cannot waste time and blares his horn to wake his engines up. ", (She blows her whistle triumphantly, as the last page shows all Eric's friends running up to the train and meeting the toys for the first time. Payne addresses the boys.]. His perpetually annoyed face and attitude are the exact opposite of SpongeBob's always happy demeanor. I've never seen Major Payne, but my friend sent me a link to that scene on Youtube and it brightened my day. Did I give you permission to sneeze, Opie? Major Payne: Whoever he is, he's on my time now. ), (Pete sees them and hits his brakes to slow down and stop, this time with Rollo stepping out of the way. It makes me feel all funny. Don't you ever read any of those stories about little people who do big things? ", Rollo: "But, Doc, We've got to get the birthday train over that, ehh" *bonks his head twice* "The thing, that tank up, the lump, that mountain, t-t-t-today! 1. ", Georgia: "Toot, toot, toot!" [Tiger is convinced the Boogeyman is hiding in his closet]. Bubba come crawlin out the back door, legs missing, looked at me and said "payne, I can't feel my legs." I was told you were away on an important assignment." And winners, they never quit! *turns to Tillie* "Don't you worry, Tillie. "Major Payne" Scripts.com. Rebuilders lot. . ", (Tillie pulls Pete up to Tower and leaves. ", Eric: "It'll come. A-hee hee hee! The 1995 film "Major Payne," directed by Nick Castle, is an adaptation of "The Private War of Major Benson," a 1955 rom-com. Major Payne: You like the way I handled them white folks back there? Unfortunately, one did not survive the journey. Soon she came to a second big steam engine standing on a side track. ", Jill: *smirks teasingly* "Ha-ha! You will note my emphasis on the word WIN: Whisky! Cadet Dotson: You a**holes don't need to worry about that. Along the way, they come across an old, rickety bridge that partly collapses when trying to cross it. Tillie wakes up and nudges the snow off her headlight, waking up Chip. How about the Little Engine That Could!" ", Grumpella: (complaining) "I knew it, I knew it! His mission was to take some AK47s and a nuclear payload across the mountains to the 22nd battallion. They can't, don't you see? Major Payne: I surprised you ain't dropped 'bout 12 puppies by now. 18 Jan. 2023. you don't need to try to show people what an asshole you are. Copyright 1995-2023 Newgrounds, Inc. All rights reserved. Whipping these kids into shape might be his toughest battle yet.CREDITS:TM \u0026 Universal (1995)Cast: Damon Wayans, Karyn Parsons, Orlando BrownDirector: Nick CastleWatch More: Fresh New Clips: http://bit.ly/2taDWqW Classic Trailers: http://bit.ly/2qTCxHF Hot New Trailers: http://bit.ly/2qThrsF Clips From Movies Coming Soon: http://bit.ly/2FrP8VL Indie Movie Clips: http://bit.ly/2qTZMRE Deleted Scenes: http://bit.ly/2ARbLPJ Bloopers: http://bit.ly/2qYmBnc Celebrity Interviews: http://bit.ly/2D4tzw4Fuel Your Movie Obsession: Subscribe to MOVIECLIPS: http://bit.ly/2CZa490 Watch Movieclips ORIGINALS: http://bit.ly/2D3sipV Like us on FACEBOOK: http://bit.ly/2DikvkY Follow us on TWITTER: http://bit.ly/2mgkaHb Follow us on INSTAGRAM: http://bit.ly/2mg0VNUThe MOVIECLIPS channel is the largest collection of licensed movie clips on the web. Don't you watch Oprah? ", (Georgia takes off, which causes Rollo to fall and land in the coal car. ", (The camera shifts back inside the roundhouse shortly after Farnsworth leaves. Remember, the moment you stop learning or improving is when you die. Major Payne, "Don't push the 'maybes,' baby." ", Farnsworth: "I pull you?!" As of 0800, I am replacing Major Frankfurt as your commanding officer!" If you need a reminder of how amazing you are, here are 20 quotes to remind you of your worth and value. Major Payne, Major Payne's quote: "Oh, thank you. Perky feels the shock of the impact, and Tillie is forced to chug faster to get the Birthday Train out of here, but she feels the weight pull her backwards. ", Jebediah: (cont.) ", Tillie: "Hey! Tillie wakes up to hear Tower calling and yawns. November! Colonel Braggart, "Because he's six? How about the Little Engine That Could!" Too little!" There was a little engine that could. I said hold it, or I'll break it off and kick it around on the ground. I figure if the marines wanted me to have a wife, they'd of issued me one. But the big question remains: how ready are you? I just can't believe you really believe that. The Little Engine That Could Finale | Major Payne - YouTube The Little Engine That Could Finale | Major Payne @Hoggie124 Subscribe 15 Dislike 0 Share Would You Fly To Paris For. (Tillie and Chip cower.) Chip: *sees Georgia's smoke signals* Tillie, something's wrong! Alex's Stepdad: This is between me and my son. Major Benson Winifred Payne: Be advised, ladies, we are going to WIN the Virginia Military Games this year! The Little Engine That Could Once upon a time, deep, deep in the jungle, there was a little engine that could. Slap me thrice and hand me to me momma, that's awesome! We're trying to talk! Apparently, he had a little accident." And if he's still in there, he ain't happy! What beanstalk you fall from? Major Payne, "Major Payne, what are you doing here? However, the camera shifts inside her cab, where her heart-shaped firebox glows, causing Tillie to open her eyes. Unity, turdsthat is the key word in 'UNIT,' without the 'Y! more, All Dean Lorey scripts | Dean Lorey Scripts. Major Payne: [While confronting a blind kid with his dog] You know there ain't no pets allowed on this here premises, Mr. ", (The camera pans up to show Jebediah returning back with his empty milk train. ", Georgia: "But, Jebediah pulls the milk train. Emily: Really? Col. Braggart: Cadets I'm pleased to announce the top two rated squads that will compete for first and second place in the Parade Drill Competition. What are the boys doing in those dresses?" He runs past a house, where one of his friends and a dog look out the window while Eric jumps over a fence. The Little Engine That Could The Little Engine That Could Watty Piper, Doris Hauman (Illustrator), George Hauman (Illustrator) 4.18 109,520 ratings1,632 reviews The story of a train filled with toys and gifts for little boys and girls that breaks down before reaching the children. ", (Tower glares angrily at Chip, rocking his foundation. Major Payne: He makes us squat when we piss. | Source: Amodays, "You hold it, or else I'll break it off and kick it around on the ground! " Cadet Dotson, Major Payne's quote: "Who's the person that got me this blood on this lip? Jill catches up to him and sees the Birthday Train, too. We are going to win the Virginia Military Games this year! They use an old cargo hook pole as a makeshift rail for the bridge to get across to the other side. It was early in the morning when a little boy named Eric was reading a book. The birthday train! Lt. Col. at the Games: This is unsatisfactory. See what we have here is a failure to communicate. Major Payne: [Introducing the squad to their new barracks] A squad that lives together, wins together! (cuts to people working in a newspaper press making the papers, then the newspapers being processed) "It'll make books and newspapers for grown ups to read about important things." You find a piece of candy in your pocket? ", Tillie: "Ha! In DreamLand, Little Engine wakes up the control tower and a few of the . Web. Of course, that's what I'll do!" Hell, I'm just plain ol' hungry. A trained killing machine who seems to truly love his work, Major Payne (Wayans) is let go by the army and hired by Madison Academy to whip their junior R.O.T.C. Dean Lorey (born November 17, 1967) is an American writer whose projects include movies such as Major Payne and Animal Crackers, and television shows which include My Wife and Kids, Arrested Development, The Crazy Ones, Those Who Can't, Powerless and iZombie. Maybe no one's responsible. Major Payne: Don't push the "maybes", baby. It could be a setback in work, love life, or family, but when there is life, there is hope. Chugga chugga chugga CHOO CHOO. To make matters worse, a coupling chain hooking Perky's car and Stretch and Missy's car together strains against the weight and finally breaks in two. Know this killin is my buisness ladies and buz-ness-is-gooood! It makes me feel all funny. Arnold Munk, owner of the Platt & Munk publishing house, used "Watty Piper" as a pen name when he . ", (In the roundhouse, we are introduced to five engines; Georgia, a beautiful red steam engine with a special yellow bonnet, Jebediah, an old, yellow run down engine who was chugging while snoring, Pete, a big red engine who coughed smoke while he was asleep, Farnsworth, a big silver diesel engine who honked his horn while sleeping and Tillie was a beautiful little blue engine and sleeping on her lamp was Chip, a bird. Spike Lee! In the tale, a long train must be pulled over a high mountain. If only all bedtime stories were that entertaining. You think that stopped the little engine that could? Georgia then brakes to a stop, as her bonnetfalls down in front of her face. You terminate his command? I suggest we get this party started. ), Tower: *points to the roundhouse* "TO WORK! What? November! Wellington Academy and Madison Academy. Major payne classic damon wayans at his best. Don't bust a boiler. ", (Then Chip came down and shushed at Tillie. Well, where did you get it? Although his discharge from service was a setback, the former army officer's comeback was rather fulfilling he worked with young Cadets. ", Rollo: "Well, I ,eh, eh" *sees Grumpella with an annoyed look* "Yeah! (realizes that Jebediah is still here), Handy Pandy: "To take us over the mountain. | Source: Amodays, "Any man that'd leave you outta be monkey-stomped and have his brains mailed back to his mother." Major Payne: Maybe what he need is for you to pop your titty out his mouth and let the boy grow up. ", Rollo: [singing]"If you will just believe it's true,, There's not a mountain that you can't climb,, There's not a river you can't make it over,, There's no tomorrow that you can't find if you try,. Major Payne: Here I got somethin' for ya. ", Tillie: (proudly) "Yes, I did it. Get listed in the most prominent screenplays collection on the web! Major Payne, "Major Payne! Basic man is cutting you discharge orders right now. Know this, killing is my business, ladies, and business is good! As the train makes it over the grade, a wolf and his cub watch them from a butte. He found an opportunity to write another story, despite the tremendous change associated with settling into a civilian lifestyle. ", (A clown named Rollo prances up from behind the shed, followed by his assistant, Jeepers the monkey. I'd have to blast my way out. Major Payne: Killing is my business, and business is GOOOOOOOD! Cadet Dotson: Let's go, let's go, giddyup, let's ride! Listen, kid: Only this morning, I pulled a freight train" (We fade to a flash back with Pete in the city as a crane picks up a load from one of Pete's cars.) Major Payne: Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm. ", Chip: (rubbing his tummy and gulp before turned to her with a smile) "Yeah. Major Payne: They're putting on a fashion show. Did I give you permission to sneeze, Opie? Major Payne: Maybe what he need is for you to pop your titty out his mouth and let the boy grow up. Product Details About the Author Product Details About the Author ", Tower: *pointing to a passenger train nearby* "You take that passenger train over the mountain to the town! General Decker: Fighting is no longer being done out on the battlefields. Major Payne Little Engine That Could Scene Play Download. Major Payne: I'm gonna make you boys strong!" Major Payne (1995) "Bad To The Bone" by George Thorogood and the Destroyers Now on the day I was born The nurses all gathered round And they gazed in wide wonder At the joy they had found The head nurse spoke up Said leave this one alone She could tell right away That I was bad to the bone Bad to the bone Bad to the bone Bad to the bone Bad ", Tillie: *whispers* "Shh! " Major Payne, Major Payne's quote: "Negative. You will not eat, sleep, drink, blow your nose or dig in your butts without my say so. *rushes in the shed to a green locomotive with a white plus sign on his side and black and yellow stripes on his front cab and has a silver bell* "Doc, Doc! I couldn't sleep all night! ), Grumpella: (annoyed) "Oh, great! The striking themes in the movie are loyalty, the essence of teamwork, persistence in hope, wearing a cheerful demeanor even in the most challenging times, having self-confidence, striving for personal improvement, and being prepared to make lemonade out of the lemons handed out by life. ), Rollo: "Ha, nothin' to it!" [Major Payne has captured a South American drug lord and is holding a gun to his head. Squidward Tentacles is arguably the grumpiest character in Bikini Bottom. Do you feel less accepting of yourself lately? Maybe no one's responsible. Dean Lorey (born November 17, 1967) is an American writer whose projects include movies such as Major Payne and Animal Crackers, and television shows which include My Wife and Kids, Arrested Development, The Crazy Ones, Those Who Can't, Powerless and iZombie. Major Payne, "I see what we have here is a failure to communicate. The Birthday Train ventures further into the mountain, passing a small waterfall and along a cliff face, where a flash of lightning appears. and when you get to eye-balling me, makes my Agent Orange act up, makes me want to KILL! Here are 40 memorable quotes from the award-winning novel. Train in trouble: Georgia and the birthday train! Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm. ), Tillie: *hooks up to Pete* "C'mon, Pete!" (departs for the yard) I just can't do it, I just can't do it, I just can't do it" (chanting continues), (Shift to: Train yard, where Tower is dozing), Jebediah: "I just couldn't do it, Tillie. A clip of one my favorite parts the movie "major payne" main character, major payne (played by imdb page. Do-not-a-tempt-to-chall-enge but authority. Alex Stone: What happened to knocking first, Dotson? Major Payne's military experience in the US Marine Corps made him well-equipped in discipline and confidence. He blares his horn to send him flying into the air. Needless to say, there was plenty of opposition. Major Payne: Fe-Fi-Fo-Fum. Enlarge this image. Damn skippyhe just kept chuggin alongchugga chugga toot toot. Apply it. Major Payne, "Got no worries, got no care." ), Perky the elephant: *rolling on a ball* "Oh, my!" ), Georgia: "What ya got for me today, Tower?" ", Tower: "Huh?!" an explosion happened. Once upon a time, deep deep in the jungle,there was a little engine that could. 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